Once Threw Quotes
- Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. — Erma Bombeck
- I used to be a mean maniac. Someone once threw a firecracker at a show and I jumped off the side of the stage and… — Dick Dale
- I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton… — Jenny Lawson
- I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh,… — Breckin Meyer