Olive Garden Quotes
- Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz
- I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden! — Emma Watson
- America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden. — Joe Bastianich
- Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams… — Douglas Coupland
- I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. — A. J. Jacobs
- Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor — Futurama
- Gotta be a fly bitch to hang around that fly shit. Fine dining Olive Garden, naw bitch Nas is. — Nas