Old Mom Quotes
- My old mom told me, 'Robert, you can't go to heaven if you hate anybody.' We practice that. There are white niggers. I've seen a… — Robert Byrd
- If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or… — Sam Donaldson
- I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my… — Penn Jillette
- Realizing you're not anything special to the kids is always a great sort of reminder that you're just a regular person. A regular, embarrassing old… — Reese Witherspoon
- I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through]… — John Rocker