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Malcolm Muggeridge has 87 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,…
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Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.
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This life in us; however low it flickers or fiercely burns, is still a divine flame which no man dare presume to…
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The genius of Man in our time has gone into jet-propulsion, atom-splitting, penicillin-curing, etc. There is left none over for works of…
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Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
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My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind as adopted it.
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All new news is old news happening to new people
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Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
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Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means…
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