Oh Please Quotes

48 quotes by 37 authors

I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats… — Paul Reiser
I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's… — Jennifer Tilly
A young lady went into a bookstore and asked the clerk for Irving Stone's book, "Immoral Wife." The title is "Immortal Wife," the clerk replied.… — James Keller
Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring. — Diana Vreeland
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on… — Roald Dahl
Oh, please don't goâ€”we'll eat you upâ€”we love you so! — Maurice Sendak
Oh please," said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eyes and folding his arms. "I don't think Expelliarmus is exactly going to help us against You-Know-Who, do… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Inside me is the same desperate hope I have watching the ravenous dead and thinking, Oh please, oh please, oh please. The craving inside of… — Chuck Palahniuk
Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with â€œThe Momentâ€â€”that moment where you first walk into the bar or… — Julie James
I was thinking the first thing we should do is Expelliarmus, you know, the Disarming Charm. I know it's pretty basic but I've found it… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You say: 'Oh, please forgive' You say: 'Oh, live and let live.' But sorry doesn't help us. Sorry will not save us. Sorry is just… — Steven Morrissey
I tried to concentrate on the angel's voice instead. "Bella, please! Bella, listen to me, please, please, please, Bella, please!" he begged. Yes, I wanted… — Stephenie Meyer
I heard there are no male sidhe-seers." Where did you hear that?" Around." And which one of those are you in doubt about Ms. Lane?"… — Karen Marie Moning
That depends on the man. I like breasts myself. A nice rack goes a long way in getting me to do just about anything. Even… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Say, â€˜Thank you, Phin.â€™ â€ â€œOh, please.â€ â€œSay, Thank youvery much, Phin. â€ â€œI donâ€™t think so.â€ â€œSay, â€˜You are a great lover, Phin.â€™ â€… — Jennifer Crusie
She say guilt is a useless emotion." "Oh, please," says Nancy. "Guilt is what separates humans from animals. — Anna Quindlen
What are you? (a Daimon) Oh please, let me give you the job description. Me, Dark-Hunter. You, Daimon. I hit, you bleed. I kill, you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hate you! (Artemis) Oh, please donâ€™t get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard-on with that thought. At least tell me this… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Look at his hair. He looks like his father. (Cassandra) He has your lungs. (Wulf) Oh, please! (Cassandra) Trust me. Every Apollite here knows that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No, no, no. This ainâ€™t right. I finally find a woman whoâ€™ll actually let me into her place and you bring her home for you?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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