Offside Quotes
- That lad must have been born offside. — Alex Ferguson
- Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes — Kelly Cates
- Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule. — Andy Gray
- Life was a damned muddle - a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of - everyone claiming the referee would have… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Pippo Inzaghi was born in an offside position. — Alex Ferguson
- I do go to football sometimes but I don't know the offside rule or free-kicks - or side kicks - or whatever they're called. — Victoria Beckham
- He looked at a world of incredible loveliness. Old distaff Celt's blood in some back chamber of his brain moved him to discourse with the… — Cormac McCarthy