Officially Quotes

175 quotes by 159 authors

One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams. — Salvador Dali
I am officially Jewish, but Iâ€™m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant. — A. J. Jacobs
Whenever someone makes out a guest list, the people not on it become officially uninvited, and that makes them the enemies of the invited. Guest… — E L Konigsburg
But I have to confess, I'm glad you two had at least a few months of happiness together." I'm not glad," says Peeta. "I wish… — Suzanne Collins
Many people do not like the idea that time has a beginning, probably because it smacks of divine intervention. (The Catholic Church, on the other… — Stephen Hawking
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday… — Jasper Fforde
I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only "saddoes" dislike them. And no one… — Charlie Brooker
I walked over to Drake and stomped on his foot. Hard. "What will I give you to help me? What will I give you?" He… — Katie MacAlister
In those first few hours officially single again the world seems like it expands, suddenly bigger and more vast now that you have to get… — Sarah Dessen
No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand? — Kiersten White
That's blackmail on top of attempted murder, Kye. I can officially kill you — Keri Arthur
We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need. — Kelley Armstrong
Aunt Libby: "I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you." Raven: "You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention..." Aunt Libby: "Well, okay, it's… — Ellen Schreiber
I don't have 'five' you can borrow. My piggy bank is officially anorexic. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Rafe grinned. "So we are dating?" "No. You have to pass the parental exam first. It'll take you awhile to compile the data. They'd like… — Kelley Armstrong
I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially on love with your sheets."… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I wish I could print up a sign and tape it on my forehead. I OFFICIALLY DO NOT WANT TO KISS ETHAN WATE. NOW PLEASE… — Kami Garcia
Bran grabbed my hand,pulled me to a chest, and swung the heavy lid open. A white cloth covered the contents. He jerked it aside. Human… — Ilona Andrews
Adina gave a little shriek. "That fish just swam past my leg! Creepy! Where did it go?" "To your right! Two o'clock! Get it!" "You… — Libba Bray
You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked.… — Katie MacAlister

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