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Off Quotes by Douglas Adams
- For millions of years, on average, one species became extinct every century.... We are now heaving more than a thousand different species of animals and…
- He had extracted himself from the Cambridge one-way system by the usual method, which involved going round and round it faster and faster until he…
- Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
- Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door…
- He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two…
- When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with…
- Dirk turned on the car wipers, which grumbled because they didn't have quite enough rain to wipe away, so he turned them off again. Rain…
- The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular engaging sight, nor…
- Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at…
- He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurtled off in…
- There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight…
- The Saab seethed off into the night. Arthur watched it go, as stunned as a man might be who, having believed himself to be totally…
- Hey, this is terrific!" he said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!" "Terrific," said Arthur. "But don't you see what this means?" "Yes.…
More Off Quotes
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- There are times when a leader must move out ahead of the flock, go off in a new direction, confident that he… — Nelson Mandela
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- What I respect in people more than anything is work ethic. And Justin Timberlake's got that. He works his tail off, and… — Amy Adams
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows