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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it… — Nolan Bushnell
One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once. — Samuel Butler
Because all of us believe and understand in the fabric of the common bond of why we call ourselves American is to care for the… — Steve Buyer
Cyclists. I really hate them. I wish they would not be so self-righteous and realise they are a danger to pedestrians. I wish cyclists would… — A. S. Byatt
Real beauty knocks you a little bit off kilter. — David Byrne
Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off? — David Byrne
There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off. In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything. — Lord Byron
But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see… — Lord Byron
To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater pleasure than that? What is… — Sholom Aleichem
It is an old custom amongst Jewish children, to become war-like on the 'L'ag Beomer.' They arm themselves from head to foot with wooden swords,… — Sholom Aleichem
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. — Herb Caen
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at… — Herb Caen
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use!… — Sid Caesar
I think I've spent more time in front of a camera than off camera. That's just the way it is. — Nicolas Cage
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by… — Nicolas Cage
I mean, I'm a conservative. I believe that, you know, if you borrow too much, you just build up debts for your children to pay… — David Cameron
As I look around, I get this sinking feeling that we're off track, that there's something sick in the soul of our country. I examine… — Kirk Cameron
When I first got Yves Saint Laurent Couture, I didn't know how to take off a cape. I would ask Katoucha and Dalma - the… — Naomi Campbell
I took four years off after 'In the Cut' because I wanted to see who I'd be without work. I even tried being a hermit… — Jane Campion
Most of my fundamentalist brothers and sisters - and I am an evangelical, so I can say most of my fundamentalist brothers and sisters -… — Tony Campolo

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