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I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a… — Yogi Berra
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg
A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace… — Mitch Hedberg
One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when… — Mitch Hedberg
Marilyn was one step from oblivion when I directed her in The Asphalt Jungle. I remember she impressed me more off the screen than onâ€¦there… — John Huston
I think Atom Heart Mother was a good thing to have attempted, but I don't really think the attempt comes off that well. — David Gilmour
I'm usually put off by performers when they get political — Tracey Ullman
I've had enough of being a gay icon! I've had enough of all this hard work, because, since I came out, I keep getting all… — Ian Mckellen
I play myself all the time, on camera and off. What else can I do? — Harry Dean Stanton
I miss the closet. Homosexuals, not to speak of the rest of society, were far better off when social pressure forced them to hide their… — Ron Paul
Order was only restored in L.A. when it came time for the blacks to pick up their welfare checks three days after rioting began. ...… — Ron Paul
Jury verdicts, basketball games, and even music are enough to set off black rage, it seems, — Ron Paul
I like to wear a lot of baggy things. Like, I buy guys' clothes, like T-shirts, and I cut them up and wear them loose,… — Taylor Momsen
When I read the script sometimes, it's like 'Christ! Enough!' I can't sleep at night sometimes. There's the occasional script that just hammers you, that… — Mariska Hargitay
As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important… — Ann Coulter
It's an industry of lonely people in a crowd, Bill Margold was saying. 'They're scared to get close to each other. You're far better off… — Louis Theroux
I thrive on change. That's probably why my chord changes are weird, because chords depict emotions. They'll be going along on one key and I'll… — Joni Mitchell
I printed a list of Irish names from the Internet and my husband, Dave, saw Finley on the list. I really liked it but didn't… — Holly Marie Combs
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama… — Bill Maher
Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this… — Bill Maher

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