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She sucked me like a smoker, Blew my head off my shoulders, Then I called up wet lexon so she could come fuck my chufffer. — Travis Porter
This ole sucka mc stepped up to me. Challenged Andre to a battle and I stood there patiently. As he spit and stumbled over cliches,… — Andre 3000
So can we get a systems go, And blast off like a Satellite, satellite Long till the minus 10, Headed straight to the Twilight Twilight. — Unknown Author
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got… — Katy Perry
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
It felt like all the hard work paid off, mostly that. Like all the hard work that Ive done, like recording Whip My Hair, its… — Willow Smith
We turn our back and whip our hair and just shake em off, shake em off, shake em off. Dont let haters keep me off… — Willow Smith
Well, hip-hop is what makes the world go around. You could take anything off the face of the world and the world will continue to… — Snoop Dogg
And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna… — Katt Williams
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off! — Kevin Hart
The victims aren't really victimized in a way that it comes off totally mean-spirited or negative, ... It's a fun, fun victimization, if that's possible. — Tom Green
Goin off on a motherfucker like that with a gat that's pointed at yo ass. — Unknown Author
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself every time I pull a AK off the shelf . — Unknown Author
Since we're at the Met, we've got some opera that we have to sing. So we're going to do a little hip hop opera. It's… — Jamie Foxx
Dat ain't no disrespect man ya'll keep doin ya shit. But my daughter told me to tell you to get off her daddy's dick. — T-Pain
Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. -Santana [to Sam] — Unknown Author
I wake up and tear drops, they fall down like rain. I put on that old song we danced to and then, I head off… — Rascal Flatts
You feel like a candle in a hurricane, just like a picture with a broken frame. alone and helpless, like you've lost your fight, but… — Rascal Flatts
Cause when push comes to shove, You taste what you're made of. You might bend till you break, Cause it's all you can take. On… — Rascal Flatts
A lot fathers showin off instead of showin up. — Unknown Author

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