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I have come to realize that an early symptom of approaching mental illness is the belief that one's work is terribly important. If you consider… — Bertrand Russell
On those who overanalyze his music: When you tear the wings off a butterfly, it is no longer a butterfly — Claude Debussy
A typical wine writer was once described as someone with a typewriter who was looking for his name in print, a free lunch, and a… — Frank J. Prial
Bare skin is the one and only right criterion for receiving water's gracious acceptance or any acceptance whatsoever from that element. But Pliny also seems… — Janet Lembke
The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind. — Mark Twain
Each individual cat got up and did his thing. It wasn't like today where they come down and put down some nice linoleum so you… — Jazzy Jay
My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off… — Ozzy Osbourne
Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls. — Alice Cooper
Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say. — Rex Miller
On Hillary Clinton, who was an ardent Goldwater supporter in 1964: 'If he'd let his wife run business, I think he'd be better off. ...… — Barry Goldwater
Cut off from the Body into which alone the graces of Christ flow, you are deprived of the benefit of all prayers, sacrifices, and Sacraments. — Edmund Campion
It is better to be cured in the Church than to be cut off from this Body as incurable ... for, as long as the… — Saint Augustine
I think this country would be much better off if we did not have capital punishment.... We cannot ignore the fact that in recent years… — John Paul Stevens
To top it off, for those of you who are interested in the economics, it costs more to pursue a capital case toward execution than… — Ralph Nader
It is time for conservatives to do what they do best and insist that a wasteful, inefficient government program gets off the books. Small government… — Christy Clark
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my… — Rodney Dangerfield
Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a… — Jason Hawes
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay… — Simon Pegg
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as… — David Henry
I'm not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes. — Kurt Cobain

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