Obviously Never Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

• Nuclear' is nothing but trouble. Do you say 'new-clear' or do you say 'nuke-you-ler'? Whoever invented that word had obviously never studied the human mouth.… — Paul Feig
• Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. — Douglas MacArthur
• I'd obviously never heard of the group, but my ignorance in literary matters is to blame for that (every book in the world is out… — Roberto Bolano
• People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. — Bill Watterson
• They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy
• John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager. — Danny McCrossan
• Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. — Superman
• Im me! You can love it or hate it but, thats who Ill always be! Loyal, kind, honest and true, like I said thats ME… — Tina Red
• Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend! — Bronwyn Polson
• Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. — Cyberbilly
• Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to staple water to a tree. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!

Who Wrote These Obviously Never Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Obviously Never Quotes as follows:

• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Paul Feig
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Douglas MacArthur
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Roberto Bolano
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Bill Watterson
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Derek Landy
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Danny McCrossan
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Superman
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Tina Red
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Bronwyn Polson
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by Cyberbilly
• 1 Obviously Never Quote by DaniAlla And Her BFF!