Obstetrician Quotes
- How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses. — Fran Lebowitz
- There's a a right to privacy for all individuals and all who have legal rights - and that includes the unborn. As an obstetrician, if… — Ron Paul
- My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It… — Joan Rivers
- She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and those… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
- When I ask my medical students to describe their image of a woman who elects to birth with a midwife rather than with an obstetrician,… — Alice Dreger
- I was the other man, basically. The OB which is lingo for original boyfriend not obstetrician was just ridiculous looking. — Shalini