Obituary Column Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. — George Burns
• It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to… — P.G. Wodehouse
• I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I½m not in it, I go to work. — AEMatthew

Who Wrote These Obituary Column Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Obituary Column Quotes as follows:

• 1 Obituary Column Quote by George Burns
• 1 Obituary Column Quote by P.G. Wodehouse
• 1 Obituary Column Quote by AEMatthew