Noses Quotes

940 quotes by 737 authors

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as… — Lewis Black
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin,… — P.J. O'Rourke
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a… — Kathy Lette
The difference between Namath and me is that when you make the money he makes, they say you're ruggedly handsome. When you make the money… — Jim Valvano
These days I smile benignly at the fights that I see in NBA games. There aren't any broken noses or black eyes, which happened quite… — Bob Cousy
Don't you think I would be a worthy replacement for you, Madam Prime Minister? You have a long nose. So have I. But I don't… — Sam Manekshaw
When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at… — Mark Twain
If there was any petting to be done...he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate… — Charles Dudley Warner
Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand. — Roger Caras
There ought not to be anything in the whole universe that man can't poke his nose into-that's the way we're built and I assume that… — Robert A. Heinlein
So much for industry, my friends, and attention to one's own business; but to these we must add frugality if we would make our industry… — Benjamin Franklin
Our First Amendment expresses a far different calculus for regulating speech than for regulating nonexpressive conduct and that is as it should be. The right… — Alan Dershowitz
I called it ignose, not knowing which carbohydrate it was. This name was turned down by my editor. 'God-nose' was not more successful, so in… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
After all the field of battle possesses many advantages over the drawing-room. There at least is no room for pretension or excessive ceremony, no shaking… — Henry David Thoreau
Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done… — Samuel Johnson
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. — James Gould Cozzens
These fellow-mortals, every one, must be accepted as they are: you can neither straighten their noses, nor brighten their wit, nor rectify their dispositions; and… — George Eliot
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in his hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped the baby from… — Ayelet Waldman
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the… — William Shakespeare
Every child needs a safe place to fall - a place where he or she can explore things without worrying about failure and judgment. A… — Bill Harley

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