Noses Quotes

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I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a… — Jane Seymour
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob… — Arthur Smith
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And… — Britney Spears
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. — Herbert Spencer
In high school, I got smacked and kicked around. Two bloody noses. It was horrible. — Steven Spielberg
I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me. — Barbra Streisand
It is a golden maxim to cultivate the garden for the nose, and the eyes will take care of themselves. — Robert Louis Stevenson
I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror. — Barbra Streisand
My nose was part of my heritage, and if I had talent to sing and to act, why wasn't that enough? — Barbra Streisand
My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool. — Jonathan Swift
Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got,… — Ashley Tisdale
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain. — Mike Tyson
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped. — Tracey Ullman
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their… — Jesse Ventura
All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. — Voltaire
Before I was married, I didn't consider my failure to manage even basic hand tools a feminist inadequacy. I thought it had more to do… — Ayelet Waldman
My real fantasy if I was to drop out would be to live in a mobile home and be a hippie and drive around festivals… — Rachel Weisz
When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends. — Orson Welles
Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the raising sun. — Kanye West
What's the use of making mysteries? It only makes people want to nose 'em out. — Edith Wharton

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