Normal Quotes

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She [the Virgin Mary] was normal. She had already had other children. The Bible tells us that Jesus had two brothers. Virginity, as it relates… — Paulo Coelho
I know, you've been here a year, you think these people are normal. Well, they're not. WE'RE not. I look in the library, I call… — Orson Scott Card
People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves theyâ€™d never admit in normal conversation. — Chuck Klosterman
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of… — David Sedaris
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal… — Jerry Seinfeld
You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them. — Scott Dikkers
What is a normal child like? Does he just eat and grow and smile sweetly? No, that is not what he is like. The normal… — Donald Woods Winnicott
War is like a monster," he says, almost to himself. "War is the devil. It starts and it consumes and it grows and grows and… — Patrick Ness
I compare myself with my former self, not with others. Not only that, I tend to compare my current self with the best I have… — Kay Redfield Jamison
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it… — Nick Hornby
Sometimes I feel like I've been waiting for someone to tell me when I can be normal again,' she said. 'I keep thinking I'll get… — Maureen Johnson
Let me say something about that word: miracle. For too long it's been used to characterize things or events that, though pleasant, are entirely normal.… — Leif Enger
What do you think it is to be normal?' Why in the world would you want to be?' she says. I don't know. I guess… — Patrick Jones
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't… — Dave Barry
There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in… — Terry Pratchett
It was more dangerous not to go; I was running the risk of becoming trapped in my own fantasies. So I was doing the right… — Bernhard Schlink
All normal life, Peter, consciously or otherwise, resent domination. If the domination is by an inferior, or by a supposed inferior, the resentment becomes stronger. — Isaac Asimov
New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right… — Rick Riordan
My grandfather used to say: Life is astoundingly short. To me, looking back over it, life seems so foreshortened that I scarcely understand, for instance,… — Franz Kafka
It's my profession to bring people from various outlying districts of the mind to the normal. There seems to be a general feeling it's the… — Rebecca West

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