Night Tv Quotes
- Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you… — Mario Batali
- When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do… — Jay Leno
- What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it. — Anna Benson
- When I was a kid, our family used to watch 'Bonanza.' I really liked having a Sunday night TV ritual. — Anne Lamott
- Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover… — Matthew Lesko
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their… — Mitch Hedberg