New Roommate Quotes
- You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
- And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up.… — Maureen Johnson
- Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore