New Report Quotes
- A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that?… — Conan O'Brien
- A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. — Jimmy Fallon
- A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that'll become known… — Fred Thompson
- A new report suggests that people in happy marriages are more likely to gain weight than people who are unhappily married. So if your spouse… — Seth Meyers