Nerf Quotes
- If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless… — Scott Fahlman
- Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. — Megan McCafferty
- How do you expect me to come back to a place where I had my heart ripped out of my chest and thrown around the… — Boy Meets World
- You know the type of sh*t that your man can only purchase on the first And not because he faker than turf softer than Nerf… — J. Cole
- Favorite moment 1 while directing Modern Family: Playing capture the flag nerf warfare with the kids at lunch. — Bryan Cranston
- Hit your sister in the face with a Nerf Ball. I'm dealing with some shit that really don't concern y'all. — Mac Miller