My Weed Quotes

20 quotes by 13 authors

Why can' t everyone just smoke like me? Just gimme a quiet place and lemme roll my weed, where ain't nobody in my business don't… — Wiz Khalifa
Mess with my weed again and Iâ€™ll be informing Daddy that there was an early casualty on the mission.â€ I saw him wince at my… — Karen Chance
Sorry I can't hear you my weed is to loud. — Unknown Author
Catch me smokin my weed or fucking ya whore, push my whip to the limit, kinda hopin it flip, load my clip to the limit,… — Styles P
This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I can't glance at… — Lmfao
I either need to quit smokin my weed or make sure she atleast got a G.E.D — Kid Cudi
Even if the sky come falling, bitch I'mma still be high. I got faith in my weed man. — Lil Wayne
I got my weed card on the way to the store to get medicinal marijuana. Luda! Study more Buddha than the Dalai Lama. — Ludacris
Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender. — Wiz Khalifa
Smoking on something grown at home. So I can blow O's. Nigga I'm from PGH but all my weed from Californ'. — Wiz Khalifa
My weed so strong I swear to god you would think it's cologne. I go anywhere in the world and just make it my home. — Wiz Khalifa
Carefree I dont need the stress. Smoking Khaled, my weed the best. — Wiz Khalifa
I call my weed Nirvana, smells like teen spirit and my packs so fucking loud you can't hear it. Ahhhh! — Machine Gun Kelly
My cheese so long, my weed so strong, think I'mma overdose. — Wiz Khalifa
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have nothing… — Unknown Author
Erry state, sold out, fuck around and need a barricade. My weed loud I need a hearing aid. — Big Sean
My weed so strong one hit to face it will knock you ou — John Viera
What goes around comes around so I pass my weed — John Viera
I got your boo in my Bugatti, she bout to swallow my babies. My system loud my weed loud, no hair clippers I'm faded. — Juicy J
If you don't like the way my WeeD smell, I probably hate you so bad, I'm disappointed at your parents for your existence — Syntific

Who Wrote These My Weed Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 20 My Weed Quotes as follows: