My Wallet Quotes

33 quotes by 29 authors

The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake
I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush
Libraries are community treasure chests, loaded with a wealth of information available to everyone equally, and the key to that treasure chest is the library… — Laura Bush
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances… — Mike Birbiglia
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky... — Mitch Hedberg
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and… — Jim Carrey
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my… — Anthony LaPaglia
It may seem strange, but the most grateful I've ever felt was when I was held up at gunpoint. After I handed over my wallet… — Juliana Hatfield
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't… — Whitney Cummings
It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the… — Eliza Coupe
I carry a small sheet of paper in my wallet that has written on it the names of people whose opinions of me matter. To… — BrenÃ© Brown
I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone… — Richard Pryor
It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know? — Gerard Way
Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from… — Yukihiro Matsumoto
Im not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet — Hussein Nishah
Everyday I give you love as a deposit I don't need a million dollar or some cash up in my wallet To keep you up… — ProudLesbian
Dear God, I did not sleep well last night but I did wake up. My muscles are sore, but they work. My wallet is not… — Jesse Joseph
My body sometimes feels sore, but it works. I dont sleep well most nights, but I do wake up to experience another day. My wallet… — David Kreger
I opened my wallet and I find it empty, reached into my pocket and found a few coins, searched my heart and I found you!… — Merryanne Lorna

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