My Tweet Quotes
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check… — Nikhil Saluja
- A little conflicted. The guy ran into my car because he was favoriting my tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
- Nothing boosts my ego like seeing someone steal my tweet. Please continue doing that. — Nikhil Saluja