My Tombstone Quotes

38 My Tombstone quotes by 35 unique authors

That's the one for my tombstone... Here lies David Byrne. Why the big suit? — David Byrne
My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.' — George Carlin
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, "This man was an absolute fool. None of the… — Lewis Mumford
When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my… — Steven Morrissey
Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual." — Soren Kierkegaard
I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying, 'She… — Ann Richards
On my tombstone, I really hope that someday they will write: He was true but partial... — Ken Wilber
I want one word on my tombstone - dancer. — Agnes de Mille
I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,' — Robert Brunner
I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it. — David Brenner
When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you… — Yul Brynner
Many years ago I sent an old, beloved jacket to a cleaner, the Sycamore Cleaners. It was a leather jacket covered in Guinness and blood… — Peter O'Toole
I've always felt that, when I looked at my tombstone, it shouldn't say, 'Mehmet Oz banged out 10,000 open-heart operations.' I've probably done 5,000. Am… — Mehmet Oz
The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, 'I made my parents proud.' — Roger Goodell
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered… — Tom Bosley
I cannot feel my legs from the waist down any longer. But who cares? I look good and that's all that matters. And when I… — Eliza Coupe
I've had such a satisfying life professionally and personally. I hope my tombstone says, 'Never boring.' — Alan Dershowitz
I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone. — Keanu Reeves
I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'. — Ted Turner
On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.' — Earl Weaver

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