My Toast Quotes
- I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my… — Dick Martin
- Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army — Joseph Stalin
- I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to… — Demetri Martin
- Then Drew shuffles into the dining hall. I drop my toast, and my mouth drifts open. Calling him “bruised†would be an understatement. His face… — Veronica Roth
- I'm ridin my city when my hand strapped on my toast, cause these niggas want Meek dead and I gotta make it back home. — Meek Mill