My Shorts Quotes
- I’m searching for some exit poll data from California. I’ll eat my shorts if gay and lesbian voters went for McCain at anything approaching the… — Dan Savage
- I do know this, though: I’m done pretending that the handful of racist gay white men out there—and they’re out there, and I think they’re… — Dan Savage
- Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got… — Janet Evanovich
- Eat my shorts! — Matt Groening
- But we don't have swim suits on!! Now he is grinning mischievously. Thats ok. He strips into his boxers and runs into the water going… — Unknown Author
- When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's… — Tom Bergeron
- I Love my shorts, — Payge