My Shit Quotes

62 quotes by 49 authors

Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control. — Nikhil Saluja
Im a lover and a fighter. I get angry easily but I'm working on it. I party, sleep and think too much, but I get… — Superman
Guess What, My Shit Smells Better than you so Bitch Please Take a Shower Your Attitude Stinks — Junaid Altaf
Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song — Shiajohnson123
Cuz this is for dreaming, this is for leaving, this is you picking up the pieces when I'm gone. This is to drinking, this is… — Blondie:)
I don't give a fuck if u don't like my shit cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick. — Ash
Niggahs be like I love you but imma still fuck these otha hoes nd put you thru a bunch of bullshit, but eventually ima get… — Tru
I'm a beast when my shit hits the streets these niggas seize to exist. — J. Cole
My shit stays over they head like carry on luggage. — Lupe Fiasco
When it comes to your perception of my shit I'm hellen keller. — Tyler The Creator
When it comes to the perfection of my shit I know you smell the RECTUM. — Tyler The Creator
Set It Off? My shit was Wack in that, Man! I don't feel like I'm a good Actor. I feel like I can do it… — Dr Dre
Hold your breath. We swing it from right to left. Word to Wyclef you know my shit be hot to death . — Busta Rhymes
Cause my shit firm and tight, just right and if the price is right I just might. — Trina
I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey. — Tity Boi
Don't worry about my shit. Just rap motherfucker. — Insane Clown Posse
My shit on fire I don't need no gasolina. I'm comin through your block with the new two seater. — Swizz Beatz
I must say, Eminem is definitely the reason why I originally started rapping, like many other white kids my age. I also remember listening to… — Chris Webby
The more I look back at my life and the things that we did, the more I think there's got to have been a plan… — Aerosmith
I came from a long struggle. I talk real-life music. I lived my shit. I roll with niggas that lived it, and that's all I… — Raekwon

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