My Problem Quotes

172 quotes by 165 authors

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. — Dave Barry
My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform. — Lewis Black
Indecision may or may not be my problem. — Jimmy Buffett
But my problem with fantasy, and horror, and related genres, is that sometimes the problems are illogical. — Octavia Butler
My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda, they all had dark hair. The… — Michael Caine
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the… — Jim Carrey
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. — George Foreman
If I think that someone else is causing my problem, I'm insane. — Byron Katie
I hate two kinds of sentences you hear in workshops, the ones beginning "I really like ..." and the ones beginning "My problem with this… — Denis Johnson
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is:… — Sam Levenson
We cannot solve a problem by saying, "It's not my problem." We cannot solve a problem by hoping that someone else will solve it for… — M. Scott Peck
My problem is trying to find the desire to fight and be on the court ready to fight. For a few weeks, I haven't felt… — Sara Errani
Thomas Jeffersonâ€”another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in… — Tina Fey
People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn't concentrate on my problem. — Eminem
I kind of had my life planned out for me. I'd be married at some point, have, you know, 1.5 children, and be a principal… — Clay Aiken
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem â€” reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. — Russell Brand
My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good. — Rodney Dangerfield
Wrong and inappropriate use has caused LSD to become my problem child, — Albert Hofmann
I just don't eat too much. That's never been my problem. — Gary Cole
I always think I am one of the millions and millions of people that struggles with an addiction to food. I don't know how to… — Carnie Wilson

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