My Package Quotes
- Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job… — Charles Krauthammer
- This skin, this hair, all this outside stuff. It isn't me. It's just my package. It's like the wrapper around the sweet; it isn't the… — Colin Cotterill
- Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in… — Gerard Way
- If the executioner goes, my package will never be made public. If he doesn't go, it will be made public exactly fifty years from the… — Caryl Chessman