My Oven Quotes
- I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. — Cheyenne Jackson
- There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller
- I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. — David Sedaris