My Guest Quotes
- My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. — Stephen Colbert
- I get a handsome amount. I could definitely buy a car off one of my guest appearances. & I'm not talking about a Hyundai. — Nicki Minaj
- You want to do Olympics just like you do a pro football game or a basketball game? Be my guest. Watch it all fade away. — Dick Ebersol
- God, provide me with enough sustenance that my family is taken care of, that neither I remain hungry, nor does my guest go unfed. — Kabir
- Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest. — Ted Nugent
- I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest. — Harvey Weinstein
- Harry Potter has kindly joined us for my rebirthing party. One might go so far as to call him my guest of honor. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- She said, “I’m going to have you fired.†I had two people say that to me today, “I’m going to have you fired.†Go ahead,… — David Sedaris
- Hey girl, I'm debating if I should take you home Should I take you home? I don't mean to keep you waiting But I just… — Sam
- I've turned my guest house into this little studio, and we have actors come over and do readings. — Jeff Goldblum
- She says she wanna take her skirt off. Be my guest! I decided to take my shirt off and show my chest! — Usher