My Funeral Quotes

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Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes that I used… — Tupac Shakur
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I have had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral — Lord Mountbatten
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke
As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, â€œLook, he's still moving! — Peter Costello
My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will… — George Bernard Shaw
When I die, nobody cry at my funeral, in fact let's all have a party; I've lived the life of ten men. I lived all… — Robbin Crosby
But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited… — Ezra Koenig
'I shall have heaven and earth for my coffin and its shell; the sun and moon for my two round symbols of jade, the stars… — Zhuangzi
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan
My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up and say, 'He's… — Dana White
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths… — Quintus Ennius
I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak
If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. — Stan Laurel
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean. Nobody will be… — Lois McMaster Bujold
Whenever I canâ€™t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend Iâ€™ve been assassinated. Iâ€™ve found this is the best way to get… — Chuck Klosterman
Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense of defeat. Suddenly… — Ellen Hopkins
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton
You are thirty minutes late." "Yes." "Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?" "No." "Why not, pray tell?" "Well, if… — Charles Bukowski
I could picture lifeâ€”school and everything elseâ€”continuing on without me. But I could not picture my funeral. Not at all. Mostly because I couldnâ€™t imagine… — Jay Asher
It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the… — Neil Gaiman

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