My Fake Quotes

29 quotes by 22 authors

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore. — Phil Mickelson
My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country. — Wolfman Jack
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. — Mitch Hedberg
You ever notice how long it takes for things to happen when you know they're supposed to happen? My fake Walkman has a built-in alarm,… — Rodman Philbrick
For my FAKE online son: Dear son, Look both ways before crossing the street! Hold my hand! Tie your shoes! YOU DONT WANNA RUN AND… — Jasmine
I said, I'm done with all of my fake friends Self-righteous pawns in a losing game — ProudLesbian
Wake up Put a fake smile on get dressed Cut Go to school Try so hard to hold back those tears Try so hard to… — Im Nothing
I saw you with your lover today and as I watched with my fake Smile I could hear my heart break and I could feel… — AaRon
I'm so fucking depressed you can't even see. you look right past my fake smile and watch me bleed. — Patience
I thought I could trust you. But, I guess you was using me by getting to know me. I thought we were friends. You turned… — BigHeartedPerson
She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love Bbut I can't help the feeling. I could blow… — Radiohead
I only care for the people who matter to me.. Call me a bz but u'd do the same if people who you thought were… — Unknown Author
My fake friend is Natalie when I turn my back she only powerful when my back is turn.bitch your so fake I can see it… — Pubbles
You made me love you,you said you were different, you said to trust you, you made the first move, your words made me vulnerable, you… — Unknown Author
My best asset is my fake smile — Unkmown
My fake smile is working. — Sineila
I need to lose all of my fake friends because I'm getting too old for cartoons. — Rasheed Bryant
I have a Knife, Bombs, Swords here just to show to my fake friends that I'm do not hesitate losing them — Kent Lariosa
My fake smile disguises my frowns and mouths the statement: I am fine. — Unknown Author
I put on my fake smile and tell everyone that everything is okay. but when I'm alone I cry my eyes our and tell myself… — Nishan Panwar

Who Wrote These My Fake Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 29 My Fake Quotes as follows: