My Fake Quotes
29 quotes by 22 authors
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It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.
— Phil Mickelson
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My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.
— Wolfman Jack
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
— Mitch Hedberg
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You ever notice how long it takes for things to happen when you know they're supposed to happen? My fake Walkman has a built-in alarm,…
— Rodman Philbrick
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For my FAKE online son: Dear son, Look both ways before crossing the street! Hold my hand! Tie your shoes! YOU DONT WANNA RUN AND…
— Jasmine
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I said, I'm done with all of my fake friends Self-righteous pawns in a losing game
— ProudLesbian
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Wake up Put a fake smile on get dressed Cut Go to school Try so hard to hold back those tears Try so hard to…
— Im Nothing
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I saw you with your lover today and as I watched with my fake Smile I could hear my heart break and I could feel…
— AaRon
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I'm so fucking depressed you can't even see. you look right past my fake smile and watch me bleed.
— Patience
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I thought I could trust you. But, I guess you was using me by getting to know me. I thought we were friends. You turned…
— BigHeartedPerson
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She looks like the real thing. She tastes like the real thing. My fake plastic love Bbut I can't help the feeling. I could blow…
— Radiohead
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I only care for the people who matter to me.. Call me a bz but u'd do the same if people who you thought were…
— Unknown Author
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My fake friend is Natalie when I turn my back she only powerful when my back is turn.bitch your so fake I can see it…
— Pubbles
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You made me love you,you said you were different, you said to trust you, you made the first move, your words made me vulnerable, you…
— Unknown Author
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My best asset is my fake smile
— Unkmown
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My fake smile is working.
— Sineila
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I need to lose all of my fake friends because I'm getting too old for cartoons.
— Rasheed Bryant
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I have a Knife, Bombs, Swords here just to show to my fake friends that I'm do not hesitate losing them
— Kent Lariosa
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My fake smile disguises my frowns and mouths the statement: I am fine.
— Unknown Author
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I put on my fake smile and tell everyone that everything is okay. but when I'm alone I cry my eyes our and tell myself…
— Nishan Panwar
Who Wrote These My Fake Quotes
22 authors contributed a total of 29 My Fake Quotes as follows: