My Bathroom Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

This could very easily be taken out of context, and I think it's funny now, but I remember looking in the mirror as a kid… — Lena Dunham
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom. — Linda Fiorentino
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. — Prince Philip
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and… — Niall Horan
My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you… — Tracee Ellis Ross
I need my products to work and be fast! I don't love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every… — Heidi Klum
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally… — Avril Lavigne
I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly… — Clive Owen
I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine. — Taylor Swift
I wouldnâ€™t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of… — Devon Monk
I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling… — Jenny Lawson
I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking… — Traci Bingham
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. — Audra McDonald
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my… — Traci Bingham
When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself. — Winston Churchill
I got that Whitehouse buying president. I got that Nassau spaceship THC. I got some weed in my garage and under my bathroom sink ounce… — Kottonmouth Kings
Dear face Wash Commercials, Nobody washes there face in slow motion. Sincerely, My bathroom floor is wet. — Matthew Lucas Creasy
I totally decorated my bathroom myself. Know where I got all my stuff? Target! — Kaley Cuoco

Who Wrote These My Bathroom Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 My Bathroom Quotes as follows: