Mustaches Quotes

21 quotes by 19 authors

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches. — Liam Payne
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches. — Frank Zappa
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like,… — Jack Huston
If you play men, in a way it's easier. You can have a voicebox, you can have false hair, mustaches, wigs, you can have all… — Janet McTeer
A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above… — Harold B. Lee
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was… — Nick Offerman
I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads… — Natalie Portman
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an… — Donatella Versace
Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case… — Salvador Dali
The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees,… — Jim Butcher
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. â€œWhat is this?â€ â€œA disguise.â€ He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we… — Spike Jonze
Most mustaches lie waiting for some Clark Gable or Tom Selleck to fix them in the mind. The greatest are identified with a single man,… — Rich Cohen
The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans… — Rich Cohen
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices. — Jon Pertwee
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face. — Anita Wise
All great men have mustaches. — Andy Samberg
Even babys can grow mustaches. — Tabitha
Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus. — Prince Shawn
I make passes at men with mustaches. — Risa Schizophrenia

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