Mr Garrison Quotes

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• Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park
• Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
• Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
• No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
• Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
• Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison — South Park
• Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison — South Park

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