Morticians Quotes
- I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame. — Michael C. Hall
- People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV? — Ric Ocasek
- A mortician can make a dead man look better than he ever did when he was alive. So churches like Sardis may appear very much… — Vance Havner
- A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient… — Jean Kerr
- There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to… — Kelly Link
- When I started in this business, everybody said the Democrats were the better communicators because they sounded like social workers, and Republicans were awful because… — Frank Luntz