Mortician Quotes
- A mortician can make a dead man look better than he ever did when he was alive. So churches like Sardis may appear very much… — Vance Havner
- A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient… — Jean Kerr
- There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to… — Kelly Link
- I take classes to be a mortician. — Amber Cope