Morelli Quotes

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• Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me… — Janet Evanovich
• Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be… — Janet Evanovich
• I looked over at him. "Is that a proposal?" There was total silence for a couple beats. "I'm not sure. It just popped out." "Let… — Janet Evanovich
• I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. — Janet Evanovich
• Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of… — Janet Evanovich
• We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
• It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
• I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli — Janet Evanovich
• You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
• About that proposal, cupcake..." Morelli — Janet Evanovich
• That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about… — Janet Evanovich
• Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All… — Janet Evanovich
• My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd… — Janet Evanovich
• This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. — Janet Evanovich
• And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. — Janet Evanovich
• Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from… — Janet Evanovich
• How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with… — Janet Evanovich
• [Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had… — Janet Evanovich
• Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli… — Janet Evanovich
• Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway… — Janet Evanovich

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• 36 Morelli Quotes by Janet Evanovich