Moo Quotes

16 quotes by 14 authors

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you… — Morey Amsterdam
And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is… — Terry Pratchett
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. — Ogden Nash
Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb… — Rebecca McCann
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward
A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all. — Bob Dylan
Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. — Mason Cooley
If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies." While the wolf waits below, hungry and… — Louis Sachar
Who did you eat this time? (Acheron) It wasnâ€™t a who, akri. It was something that had hornies on its head like me. There were… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-" Lightning crackled overhead. The wind picked up with a vengeance. Worksheets flew into… — Rick Riordan
Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice… — Rick Riordan
Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo. — Terry Pratchett
Don't break my heart. Don't hurt my soul. Don't make me cry. Don't let me go. — Nylle
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona — Pretty Little Liars
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you.… — Michelle Amante

Who Wrote These Moo Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 16 Moo Quotes as follows: