Molten Lava Quotes

4 quotes by 4 authors

• If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they're gone, man. They're gone. — Jack Handey
• More like a chocolate molten lava cake. A dessert so sinful, so luscious, so filled with inner heat it made a girl want to lick… — Julie James
• If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. — Jack Handy
• I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes right before a decimal, I never ate my vegetables, skipped… — Chris Webby

Who Wrote These Molten Lava Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 Molten Lava Quotes as follows:

• 1 Molten Lava Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Molten Lava Quote by Julie James
• 1 Molten Lava Quote by Jack Handy
• 1 Molten Lava Quote by Chris Webby