Missionary Position Quotes

10 quotes by 9 authors

• Just because you're in the missionary position don't make you no missionary. — Billie Joe Armstrong
• Woolf wanted to say dangerous things in Orlando but she did not want to say them in the missionary position. — Jeanette Winterson
• The middle path makes me wary. . . . But in the middle of my life, I am coming to see the middle path as… — Terry Tempest Williams
• Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. — Janet Evanovich
• Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that… — Lisa Kleypas
• Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so… — Katie MacAlister
• Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do… — Mena Girls
• Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you… — No Strings Attached (Movie)
• Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Missionary Position Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 10 Missionary Position Quotes as follows:

• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Billie Joe Armstrong
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Jeanette Winterson
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Terry Tempest Williams
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Janet Evanovich
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Lisa Kleypas
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Katie MacAlister
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Mena Girls
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by No Strings Attached (Movie)
• 1 Missionary Position Quote by Nikhil Saluja