Miss Muffet Quotes
- The nursery rhyme ends when a spider comes along and frightens Miss Muffet straight off her tuffet. I have wondered about what kind of lesson… — Sloane Crosley
- Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe fetish, "The Three… — Rob Thurman
- Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds, trying to get butt from miss muffet. — Asher Roth
- Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC. Along came a spider, slid down beside her, said what's in the bag, bitch? — Funkadelic