Michaels Quotes
- Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels — Superbad
- Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado. -Co-Anchor — Blades Of Glory
- A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker… — Dwight Schrute
- And I the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels am here tonight to give you EXACTLY what you want! — Shawn Michaels
- Just remember...the most success that you've ever had in your career, and the most success that I've ever had in my career, came when we… — Triple H
- Shawn Michaels could walk down to this ring, get on his knees, bend over and kiss me on the ass and it ain't gonna make… — Triple H
- Shawn Michaels is exactly what he has always been, and that's a lot of hot air. — Triple H