Michael Scott Quotes
- When I retire, I don't want to just move to some island somewhere. I want to be the guy who gives it all back. I… — Michael Scott
- Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going… — Michael Scott
- In the old days, when a star left a still-thriving hit show, they'd celebrate by killing him or her off. But 'The Office' dispatched Michael… — Rob Sheffield
- Im the boss, Michael Scott, yall bitches is just Phyllis. — Childish Gambino