Meth Quotes

54 quotes by 41 authors

Monk on the hunt for machine gun foes I keeps you open like a slug from the shotgun punk. Double-barrel, yeah Meth bring it to… — Jackie Mittoo
Meth Tical, a lewd descendant of the loud hip hop. I go on to the break of dawn and just don't stop. Give me the… — Jackie Mittoo
Move it in, move it out, stick it in, pull it out. Shake it up, shake it down, come on down, Meth Tical. Oh I… — Jackie Mittoo
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham
Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!! — Peter Griffin
Hey, Scottie! Raina's a fucked-up hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get… — The Descendants
Dear Breaking Bad family, I am so proud of our little Meth show that could. Let's do this!! Breaking Bad for the win tonight! — Aaron Paul
I have such a soft spot for Jesse Pinkman. He's just this lost kid struggling to find his way. I'm so, so opposite of that… — Aaron Paul
Shit is crazy out here. I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels. I'll never feel comfortable… — Kat Dennings
A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his bicycle… — Seth Meyers
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break. — Third Eye Blind
Hail meth and smoke satan — Zach Braaksma
My mom:I think you should do your homework. Me:well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not. — Kaylee
Boy:i think this is the part when we kiss...girl:sometimes I thibnk this is the time to do crystal meth but then I think mmm btter… — Tamika-leeigh

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