Mess Quotes
1359 quotes by 1007 authors
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If we are to receive the blessings God wants to bestow upon us, we must be willing to give Him the messes in our lives.
— Joyce Meyer
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You know, all mystics - Catholic, Christian, non-Christian, no matter what their theology, no matter what their religion - are unanimous on one thing: that…
— Anthony de Mello
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Before I went to the Mess I made the excuse I wanted to get something out of my aeroplane, and climbed into the cockpit; I…
— Charles Rumney Samson
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I listen to the summer symphony outside my window. Truthfully, it's not a symphony at all. There's no tune, no melody, only the same notes…
— Jerry Spinelli
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Softly! Softly! I want none but the judges to hear me. The Jews have already gotten me into a fine mess, as they have many…
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till…
— Muhammad Ali
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There are two kinds of truth; the truth that lights the way and the truth that warms the heart. The first of these is science,…
— Raymond Chandler
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Our passions do not live apart in locked chambers but dress in their small wardrobe of notions, bring their provisions to a common table and…
— George Eliot
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I can drown a drink of water. I can kill a dead tree. Don't mess with Muhammad Ali.
— Muhammad Ali
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Make a beautiful mess and clean it up later.
— Christopher Rice
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I'm terrified of therapy because I don't want it to mess with my creativity.
— Lady Gaga
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That's the last thing I want to do is go on up there and mess up, you know, in front of America.
— Scotty McCreery
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Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show…
— Conan O'Brien
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I think I 'turn off' women. I've a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I'm a mess.
— Ed O'Neill
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Don't mess with me! I'm a black-belt!
— Michael Rooker
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no…
— Phyllis Diller
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A sensitive person receives fifty impressions where somebody else may only get seven. Sensitive people are so vulnerable; they're so easily brutalized and hurt just…
— Marlon Brando
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and…
— Robert Morley
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
— Bill Murray
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I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!
— Hoda Kotb
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