Mercedes Quotes

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I spent my first paycheck on a vintage Mercedes. — Jennifer Aniston
It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence… — Dave Barry
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women. — P.J. O'Rourke
Barring extreme physical and mental disabilities, each and every one of us is where we are today -- be it poor or wealthy, happy or… — Neal Boortz
I don't believe the old statement, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." If that were the case, then Cadillacs and Jaguars and Mercedes would… — Unknown Author
When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany. — Juan Manuel Fangio
I had to do something special coming in. I didn't do it, so I had to do it in the playoff. Winning the Mercedes is… — Stuart Appleby
You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name. — Mercedes Ruehl
Touching clothes is just shopping foreplay, but it's changing. After all, you don't need to try a Mercedes to know that you'd like one. — Natalie Massenet
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half… — Ian Holloway
Being religious without knowing the cross is like owning a Mercedes with no motor. Pretty package, but where is your power? — Max Lucado
A logo doesn't need to say what a company does. Restaurant logos don't need to show food, dentist logos don't need to show teeth, furniture… — David Airey
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. — Janis Joplin
I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she… — Miley Cyrus
People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes? — Neil Simon
Teams like Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes are going to be very, very motivated to go for the titles. — Sebastian Vettel
My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes. — Raf Simons
I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world. — Lewis Hamilton
I've got a Range Rover and a little Mercedes. I normally drive my Range Rover because I feel like a monster in it. Nobody messes… — Emma Bunton
Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a Wirtschaftswunder , which can be briefly translated as "The best way to own a Mercedes… — Alan Coren

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